Jokes笑話

Mrs.Black

Ben： Mum， give me some water.

Ben： Mum， I want to draw. Can you give me some colored pencils？

Ben： Mum， where is my skateboard（滑板）？

Mum： Ben， if you call mum again， Ill throw you out.

Ben： OK. Mrs. Black， can you buy a yoyo for me？

想一想：Why doesnt Mrs. Black let Ben call her Mum？

Hens legs

Tony： Hi， Jim. I want to ask you a question.

Jim： Please.

Tony： Why are hens legs so short？

Jim： Youre a fool. If hens legs were too long， wouldnt they drop their eggs into pieces when laying？（下蛋時，蛋不就摔碎了嗎？）

想一想：Is Jim a clever boy？

I Change My Mind

Teacher： Whats your favorite food， Jack？

Jack： Biscuits.

Teacher： Well， please spell the word“biscuits”.

Jack： Oh， I change my mind. My favoritefood is pies.

想一想：Why does Jack change his mind？

A Big Lie

The teacher comes into the room. Two boys are arguing.

Teacher： What are you arguing？

Ben： We find five dollars. Who can tell a big lie， we will give him five dollars.

Teacher： Arent you shamed？ When I was your age， I didnt know what a lie was.

The boys give five dollars to the teacher.

想一想：Why do the boys give the five dollars tothe teacher？

（The jokes are just for fun.笑話僅供娛樂?。?4008C84-A090-416C-B622-4FA76ECA15A3