運(yùn)動(dòng)笑話

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1.

Q:Why did thegolfer[高爾夫球手]wear two pairs of pants?

A:In case he got a hole in one.

2.

Q:What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

A:Both dohat tricks[帽子戲法]!

3.

Q:What lights up a football stadium?

A:A football match（match有兩個(gè)意思：一個(gè)是比賽；一個(gè)是火柴。這里運(yùn)用了雙關(guān)語(yǔ)）!

4.

Q:Whichsportisalwaysintrouble?

A:BADminton[羽毛球].

5.

Q:When doboxers[拳擊手]start wearing gloves?

A:When it gets cold.

6.

Q:Why do soccer players do well in school?

A:Because they use their heads.

7.

A schoolboy at the swimming baths climbed to the very topdiving board[跳水板].He lifted his arms and was just about to dive off when the teacher came running up,shouting, “Don’t dive! There’s no water in the pool!”

“That’s OK, sir,” said the boy. “I can’t swim!”