誰敢碰我的牙？

A man is scared to death when he goes to the dentist with a toothache.

To calm the patient， the dentist offers him a cup of whiskey. The man tosses it down， and then has another.

“Now，” says the dentist， “get your courage back？”

“Yeah，” snarls the patient， “and Id like to see anybody try to touch my teeth！”

有個男子去看牙醫(yī)，他害怕得要死。

為了讓這位患者放松，牙醫(yī)給他倒了一杯威士忌。他一飲而盡，又要了一杯。

牙醫(yī)問：“你現(xiàn)在恢復(fù)勇氣了嗎？”

“當(dāng)然，”患者大聲說道， “現(xiàn)在我倒要看看誰敢碰我的牙齒！”