小屁孩日記

星期天Sunday

要是我早點(diǎn)開(kāi)始寫日記就好了，因?yàn)閷?lái)為我作傳的那個(gè)人對(duì)我中學(xué)以前的生活肯定有一堆問(wèn)題要問(wèn)。I wishy Id started keeping a journal a lot earlier on， because whoever ends up writing my biography is gonna have a lot of questions about my life in the years leading up to middle school.

幸好，我對(duì)出生之后的事情記得一清二楚，甚至連出生之前的事情都還記得。Luckily， I remember just about everything thats happened to me since I was born. In fact， I can even remember stuff that happened to me before I was born.

在那些日子里，我一直一個(gè)人在黑暗中游泳，做后空翻，想睡就睡。Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark， doing backflips and taking naps whenever I wanted.

有一天我睡得正香，突然被外面的奇怪噪音吵醒了。Then one day when I was in the middle of really good nap， I got woken up by these strange noises coming from the outside.

那時(shí)候我還不知道我聽(tīng)到的是什么鬼東西，后來(lái)才發(fā)現(xiàn)原來(lái)是老媽在肚子上放了個(gè)聽(tīng)筒，往里頭灌音樂(lè)。At the time I didnt know what the heck I was hearing， but later on I found out it was Mom piping in music through these speakers she put on her belluy.

我猜老媽是想著，如果在我出生前天天給我放古典音樂(lè)，沒(méi)準(zhǔn)能把我變成個(gè)神童。I guess Mom thought if she played classical music for me every day before I was born， it would turn me into some kind of genius.

胎教機(jī)還自帶麥克風(fēng)，老媽不放音樂(lè)的時(shí)候，就給我沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地講她自己的故事。Those speakers came with a microphone， and when Mom wasnt playing music， she was telling me everything that was going on in her life.

老爸下班回來(lái)之后，老媽就讓他把一整天的經(jīng)過(guò)事無(wú)巨細(xì)地給我講個(gè)遍。And when Dad come home from work， Mom would have him give me a blow-by-blow of his day.endprint