“能騙一個(gè)是一個(gè)”等五則

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I loved reading when I was young, but I didn't have many books to read. So I borrowed a lot from my classmates. Sometimes I exchanged books with the one who was not close to me. Once a classmate wanted to read my Kung Fu novel and I told him that he needed to bring me one book too. He promised. The next day, I came to school with the Wandering Swordsman while he came with his dad's Fruit Cultivation and Grafting Skills．

小時(shí)候愛(ài)看書(shū)，那時(shí)候書(shū)少，多半找同學(xué)借，關(guān)系差點(diǎn)的，得拿一本書(shū)換著看。有一次一個(gè)同學(xué)想看我的武俠小說(shuō)，我讓他拿一本書(shū)來(lái)?yè)Q，他答應(yīng)了。第二天，我?guī)е缎Π两?，他帶著他老爸的《果?shù)的栽培與嫁接技術(shù)》。

I went winter swimming with my friends but when we got to the river, nobody dared to jump into it. So we played finger guessing game to decide who got in first.A buddy lost and jumped into the river then he said surprisingly:“How come it's not cold? It's very comfortable…"A dummy heard it and jumped without thinking.The fi rst dude ran up to the bank while shaking and said to us: "Got one." We turned a round while the dummy was calling to us with purple lips, "Come on, guys. It's very comfortable in the water..."

哥幾個(gè)相約冬泳，到了河邊誰(shuí)都不敢下，于是劃拳決定輸贏。一哥們輸了，便跳了下去，然后他在水里很驚奇地說(shuō)“怎么不涼呀？還挺舒服……”一二貨想都沒(méi)想也跳下去了，這時(shí)候第一個(gè)下去的趕快哆嗦著跑上了岸，說(shuō)：“能騙一個(gè)是一個(gè)?！蔽覀冝D(zhuǎn)身就走，后來(lái)下去的那二貨嘴唇都凍紫了，還在水里勸我們：“快來(lái)呀，水里好暖和……”

I was at home when my 3-year-old son was playing with his toys in the living room．I heard him shouting at his toys:"Bitches, I’m coming!" I was surprised at his roguish language so I beat him heavily and warned him! Later when I saw him watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, the damned wolf said:"Lambs, I’m coming!” I...

有天在家，3歲的兒子在客廳玩玩具，對(duì)著玩具不斷地嚷道：“小娘們，我又來(lái)了！”哎呀！我這暴脾氣，一下就怒了！小兔崽子哪里學(xué)來(lái)的流里流氣的話(huà)？于是，我狠狠地收拾了他一頓，叫他以后不能說(shuō)這種話(huà)了！后來(lái)有一次和他看《喜羊羊與灰太狼》，那挨千刀的灰太狼說(shuō)了一句：“小羊們，我又來(lái)了！”我……

I was a crybaby and once I started crying, nobody could stop me. One day, my aunt came to visit us and I cried again for something. My aunt put a basin in front of me and told me to keep crying until filled it up with my tears.

小時(shí)候特別愛(ài)哭，哭起來(lái)就剎不住車(chē)那種，誰(shuí)勸都不好使。直到有一次三姨來(lái)我家，我不知道為啥事嚎啕大哭，三姨拿了個(gè)洗臉盆放我面前，讓我哭滿(mǎn)一盆，哭不滿(mǎn)不許停下來(lái)。