Jokes

Its magic time！Come on！I will show you something interesting.

The bus is crowded（擁擠的）. A man wants to get on the bus and shouts*， “Hey， let me get on the bus！”

“It is too crowded. Who do you think you are？” a woman says angrily（生氣地）.

“I am the driver！” says the man.

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Mum： Why is your little brother crying*？

Bob： Because I helped him eat his cake.

Dad： Alice， put some more water in the fish tank.

Alice：Why？ I put some water in it yesterday， but the fish didnt drink any water！

Teacher：What kind* of bird do you like best， Jack？

Jack：Fried（油炸的） chicken.

Brain Teasers

1.What has teeth but cannot eat？

2.Why do lions eat raw（生的） meat？

3.I am a colourful bridge* in the sky. What am I？

4.Sometimes（有時(shí)） I look like* a boat. Sometimes I am like a small white sun. What am I？

Send（寄） us more jokes or brain teasers， then youll get some points（分?jǐn)?shù)）！

shout /FaJt/ v. 喊叫

cry /kraI/ v. 哭

kind /kaInd/ n. 種類

bridge /brIdV/ n. 橋

look like 看起來像……