Hen's Legs
Son:Dad,why are hen's legs short?
Father:Foolish question?選Don't you know?If hen's legs are long,eggs will be broken when hens lay them.
母雞的腿
兒子:爸爸,為什么母雞的腿很短?
父親:提這樣的傻問題!難道你不知道嗎?如果母雞的腿太長,下蛋的時候會把雞蛋摔破的。
Beef and Fish
Bob:I've been eating beef all my life and now I'm just as strong as an ox.
Jim:That's funny.I've been eating fish all my life,but I can't swim at all.
牛肉和魚肉
鮑勃:我吃了一輩子牛肉,所以,現(xiàn)在我壯得像一頭牛。
吉姆:真是笑話。我吃了一輩子魚,可我根本不會游泳。