史上最不靠譜的六場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)

The Anglo-Zanzibar1 War

Fought between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar on 27 August 1896， the conflict lasted approximately 40 minutes， making it the shortest war in history. The immediate cause of the war was the death of the pro-British Sultan2 Hamad bin Thuwaini and the succession3 of Sultan Khalid bin Barghash. The British authorities preferred Hamud bin Muhammed as Sultan.

The ultimatum4 expired5 at 9：00 on 27 August， by which time the British had gathered three cruisers， two gunships， 150 marines and sailors， and 900 Zanzibaris in the harbor area. A bombardment6， which was opened at 9：02， set the palace on fire and disabled the defending artillery. The flag at the palace was shot down and fire ceased at 9：40. The Sultans forces received roughly 500 casualties， while only one British sailor was injured.

英桑戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)

1896年8月27日，英國(guó)和桑給巴爾開戰(zhàn)，戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)持續(xù)了大約四十分鐘，堪稱史上最短的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)。引發(fā)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)的直接原因在于，親英蘇丹哈馬德·本·杜威尼辭世后，哈立德·本·巴伽什繼任蘇丹，而英國(guó)當(dāng)局則傾向于讓哈茂德·本·穆罕穆德接任蘇丹。

最后通牒的截止時(shí)間是8月27日上午9：00，當(dāng)時(shí)英國(guó)軍隊(duì)已經(jīng)在港口區(qū)集結(jié)了三艘巡洋艦、兩艘炮艦、150名海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊(duì)員和水兵，以及900名桑給巴爾雇傭兵。轟炸始于9：02，使皇宮著火，并瓦解了防御炮兵部隊(duì)的抵抗。9：40，皇宮上懸掛的國(guó)旗被擊落，轟炸停止。蘇丹軍隊(duì)大約有五百人傷亡，而英軍只有一名水兵受傷。

The Pig War

The Pig War was a fight in 1859 between American and British authorities over the boundary between the United States and British North America. The specific area in dispute was the San Juan Islands7， which lie between Vancouver Island and the North American mainland. The Pig War is so called because it was triggered by the shooting of a pig， who was the only “casualty” of the war， making the conflict basically bloodless.

豬之戰(zhàn)

豬之戰(zhàn)指的是1859年美國(guó)和英國(guó)當(dāng)局針對(duì)美國(guó)和英屬北美殖民地之間的邊界問題而爆發(fā)的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)。存在爭(zhēng)議的具體地區(qū)是位于溫哥華島和北美大陸之間的圣胡安群島。之所以稱這場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)為“豬之戰(zhàn)”，是因?yàn)檫@是由一頭豬被射殺而引發(fā)的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)。這頭豬是這場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)中唯一的“傷亡者”，因而從根本上說，這是一次沒有流血的沖突。

Thirty-Five Years War

The Three Hundred and Thirty-Five Years War （1651～1986） was a war between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly8. Although no shots were fired during the entire conflict， the lack of peace treaty extended the official war to 335 years—making it both the longest war in history as well as the war with the fewest casualties. Despite the uncertain validity9 of the declaration of war， peace was finally declared in 1986.

持續(xù)335年的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)

荷蘭和錫利群島曾爆發(fā)過一場(chǎng)耗時(shí)335年（1651～1986）的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)。盡管整個(gè)沖突期間未開過一槍一炮，但由于沒有簽訂和平條約，這場(chǎng)名義上的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)延續(xù)了335年，使其成為歷史上歷時(shí)最長(zhǎng)且傷亡最少的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)。雖然宣戰(zhàn)的合法性不能確定，但雙方最終于1986年宣告和好。

The Drunken War

The Drunken War refers to the Moldovan-Transdniestrian War， which ran from 1900 through to 1992. After the Soviet Union collapsed， two-thirds of Moldova wanted closer ties with the west. But the area of the country to the east of the Dniester River10 wanted to stay close to the Ukraine and Russia. War broke out， and the east split to form Transdniestria， which remains unrecognized by the world.

It was a weird war， as officers from both sides met every night to have a drink together. They went away in the morning and opened fire on each other. At night， they got together again to drink in honor of those they met the previous night and killed.

酗酒之戰(zhàn)

酗酒之戰(zhàn)指的是1900～1992年間爆發(fā)的摩爾多瓦內(nèi)戰(zhàn)。前蘇聯(lián)解體后，有三分之二的摩爾多瓦人想要和西方國(guó)家走得更近。但是該國(guó)德涅斯特河以東地區(qū)卻想要與烏克蘭和俄羅斯靠攏。戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)爆發(fā)后，東部地區(qū)獨(dú)立出來，成立了德涅斯特河沿岸共和國(guó)，但至今仍未得到世界各國(guó)的承認(rèn)。

該戰(zhàn)十分離奇：交戰(zhàn)雙方的軍官每晚都會(huì)碰面，在一起喝酒，早上又各自離去，兵戎相見。到了晚上，他們又會(huì)聚在一起，為紀(jì)念那些前一晚他們遇見并死在他們手下的人而干杯。

Emu11 War

The Emu War， also known as the Great Emu War， was a week-long military operation undertaken in Australia in November 1932 to deal with public concern over the number of emus said to be running amuck12 in the Campion district of Western Australia. The “war” was conducted under the command of Major Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery， commanding a force of soldiers armed with two Lewis machine guns13 and 10，000 rounds14 of ammunition15. But shooting blindly into a group of birds which can run up to 50 km/h did not bring about the expected results.

Over the course of a week or so， only a handful of the estimated 20，000 birds were actually killed. Major Meredith was astonished. After a few days the Defense Minister ordered a withdrawal， with the “Emu War” ending in a military defeat for Australia.

鴯鹋之戰(zhàn)

鴯鹋之戰(zhàn)，也被稱為鴯鹋大戰(zhàn)，是1932年11月澳大利亞采取的一項(xiàng)為期一周的軍事行動(dòng)，目的是應(yīng)對(duì)公眾關(guān)心的鴯鹋數(shù)量問題。據(jù)說澳大利亞西部堪培森地區(qū)的鴯鹋已經(jīng)多得失去了控制。這場(chǎng)“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”由澳大利亞皇家炮兵少校梅瑞迪斯指揮，裝備有兩挺劉易斯式機(jī)槍和一萬發(fā)彈藥的一隊(duì)士兵在他的指揮下作戰(zhàn)。但是對(duì)著奔跑時(shí)速可達(dá)50公里的鳥群盲目射擊并沒有達(dá)到預(yù)期的結(jié)果。

經(jīng)過一周左右的奮戰(zhàn)，只有少量的約兩萬只鳥被真正擊斃，梅瑞迪斯少校對(duì)此感到非常吃驚。幾天之后，國(guó)防部長(zhǎng)下令撤軍，這場(chǎng)鴯鹋之戰(zhàn)以澳方戰(zhàn)敗收?qǐng)觥?/p>

War of 1812

The War of 1812 was in many ways the strangest war in the history of the United States. It could well be named the War of Faulty Communication. Two days before the war was declared， the British government stated that it would put an end to the laws which were the chief reason for fighting. If there had been telegraphic communication with Europe， the war might well have been avoided. The chief complaint of the United States against the British was interference with shipping. But New England， the great shipping section of the United States， bitterly opposed the idea of going to war.

It is strange also that the war， fought for freedom of the seas， began with the invasion of Canada. In addition， the treaty of peace that ended the war settled none of the issues over which it had supposedly been fought. Finally， both sides claimed victory in the War of 1812， so the whole struggle was a confused mass of contradictions.