English Jokes

河南固始信合外國(guó)語(yǔ)小學(xué) 陳妮妮 編譯

1.A toothbrush and a broom牙刷和掃帚

A: What will the toothbrush become when it grows older?

B: A broom.

甲：當(dāng)這把牙刷老了的時(shí)候，它會(huì)變成什么呢？

乙：一把掃帚。

2.An automobile汽車(chē)

A: What has ten letters and starts with gas?

B: An automobile.

甲：什么東西由10 個(gè)字母組成，而且還靠汽油發(fā)動(dòng)？

乙：汽車(chē)。

3.Because the bed won't come to you因?yàn)榇膊粫?huì)到你這里來(lái)

Kid: Daddy,why do I have to go to bed?

Dad: Because the bed won’t come to you.

孩子：爸爸，我為什么要去床上睡覺(jué)？

爸爸：因?yàn)榇膊粫?huì)到你這里來(lái)。

4.Tonight is the final game今晚是決賽

A man could not fall asleep at night,so he went to a doctor.He said to the doctor,“Doctor,every night in my dream I am playing soccer.”

The doctor said,“Take these pills.They will help you sleep better.”

The man said,“I can’t take them,as tonight is the final game.”

一個(gè)男人晚上睡不著，所以他去看醫(yī)生。他對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“醫(yī)生，每天晚上我都在夢(mèng)中踢足球?！?/p>

醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“吃這些藥，它們會(huì)幫助你睡好的。”

男人說(shuō)：“我不能接受它們，因?yàn)榻裢硎菦Q賽?！?/p>

5.Because there was extra time因?yàn)橛屑訒r(shí)賽

Tom is a primary school student.Yesterday,he went to class late,so his teacher Miss Mary asked him,“Why are you late?”

Tom told her,“I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match.”

But that did not make any sense for the teacher,so she asked,“Still why are you late?”

Tom answered,“Because there was extra time.”

湯姆是一名小學(xué)生。昨天，他上課遲到了，所以瑪麗老師問(wèn)他：“你為什么遲到？”

湯姆告訴她：“我當(dāng)時(shí)在做夢(mèng)看一場(chǎng)曼聯(lián)足球賽。”

但這對(duì)老師來(lái)說(shuō)毫無(wú)意義，所以她又問(wèn)道：“還是那個(gè)問(wèn)題，你為什么遲到？”

湯姆回答說(shuō)：“因?yàn)橛屑訒r(shí)賽?！?/p>