Liar, Liar騙子，騙子

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked her for a description.

She said， “He is 35 years old， 6 feet 4 inches， has dark eyes， dark wavy hair， an athletic build， weighs 185 pounds， is soft-spoken， and is good to the children.”

The next-door neighbor protested，

“Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches， chubby， bald， has a big mouth， and is mean to your children.”

The wife replied， “Yes， but who wants”THIS KIND OF STUFF“back？”

老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報案說她的老公失蹤了。

警察要求，她形容一下。

她說：“他三十五歲，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪狀的深色頭發(fā);體格健壯，體重185磅，說話很輕柔，而且對小孩子很好?！?/p>

隔壁鄰居卻提出反駁說：

“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟的，禿頭，有一個大嘴巴，而且對你的小孩很刻薄。”

老婆回答說：“你說對了，可是誰會要這種沒用的廢物回來呀？”