誰(shuí)的狗

A man walks into a bar one day and asks，“Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside？”

“Yeah， I do！” a biker says， standing up. “What about it？”

“Well， I think my Chihuahua just killed him”“What are you talking about？！”the biker says， disbelievingly.

“How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler？”“Well， it seems he got stuck in your dogs throat！”

一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)酒吧問(wèn)，“外面那條羅特韋爾狗是誰(shuí)的？”

“我的，” 一個(gè)騎摩托車(chē)的男人站起來(lái)說(shuō)，“怎么了？”

“哦，我想我的吉娃娃剛要了它的命……”“你在說(shuō)什么啊？”騎摩托的人覺(jué)得難以置信，說(shuō)，“就憑你那只小不點(diǎn)，怎么可能殺得了我的羅特韋爾狗？”“哦，它卡在你的狗的喉嚨里了?！?/p>