Mother asked her little boy,“Darling,what did the teacher teach you today?”
“Nothing,Mum,”answered the son proundly,“instead,she asked me how much one plus two was,and I told her three.”
母親問她年幼的兒子:“寶貝,今天老師教了你些什么?”
兒子驕傲地說:“什么都沒教,媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾,我告訴她等于三?!?/p>