星期天Sunday
上周班里隨堂考試,考的那本書我還沒讀過。我確信老媽在我出生之前給我念過,但就是一點細節(jié)都記不起來了。Last week in school we had a pop quiz on a book, and I hadnt read it yet. I was pretty sure Mom read that one to me before I was born, but I couldnt remember any of the details.
其實,當初老媽在念的時候,我要是能認真點聽進去就好了。I actually wish Id paid more attention when Mom was reading to me, though.
我估計在老媽給我念那本書的那個星期,我正忙著干別的事。I guess the week Mom was reading that book, I was busy doing something else.
好笑的是,老媽跟我說話其實完全不需要用麥克風。The crazy thing is, Mom didnt NEED to use the microphone for me to hear her.
我就在她肚子里啊,她說的每個字我都能聽見,而且想不聽都不行。I mean, I was inside of her, so I could hear every word she said whether I wanted to or not.
我簡直什么都能聽見。所以當老爸和老媽親熱的時候,我也不得不在里面聽著。I could also hear just about EVERYTHING that was happening on the outside. So when Mom and Dad got all mushy, I had to listen to THAT, too.
看到身邊的人激情四射還真不自在,尤其是自己爸媽。我想方設(shè)法制止他們,但他們就是不識趣。Ive never really felt comfortable when people are acting affectionate around me, especially when its my parents. I tried to get them to stop, but they never got the message.
而且我無論做什么,結(jié)果都只會更糟。In fact, everything I tried just seemed to make things WORSE.