Homework Jokes

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Homework Jokes

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— Why don’t fish need to do homework?

— Because they’re always swimming inschools[魚(yú)群].

— Why did the boy eat his homework?

— Because his teacher said it wasa piece of cake[小菜一碟].

— What did the dog say to his classmate?

— “Can I copy your homework? I ate mine.”

— Why is your homework in your father’shandwriting[筆跡]?

— Because I used his pen!

— Today my teacheryelled at[沖……叫喊]me for something I didn’t do.

— What was that?

— My homework!

— Why do people do homework?

— Because the homework doesn’t know how to do it itself!

— Teacher says to little Mary, “I want you

draw a picture of a house.”

— Little Mary says, “That must be my HOMEwork.”

— SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.

— HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

— EXAM: Mike has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early,calculate[計(jì)算]the sun’smass[質(zhì)量].