幽默小故事

石宇

Doctor and Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided1 on a country road. The lawyer， seeing that the doctor was a little shocked， offered him a drink from his flask2.

The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer.

“Arent you going to have a drink yourself？” asked the doctor.

“Sure， after the police leave，” replied the lawyer.

醫(yī)生與律師

一個醫(yī)生與一個律師在鄉(xiāng)間路上撞了車，律師看醫(yī)生受了點驚嚇，就把酒瓶遞給他。

醫(yī)生喝了一口，把酒瓶遞回律師。

“你自己不喝一口嗎？”醫(yī)生問。

“我會喝的，不過要等警察走了以后?！甭蓭熁卮稹?/p>

Lawyer and Engineer

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean3.

The lawyer said，“Im here because my house burned down， and the insurance4 company paid for everything.”

“Thats quite a coincidence5，” said the engineer. “Im here because my house were destroyed6

by a flood， and my insurance company also paid for everything.”

The lawyer looked somewhat confused7. “How do you start a flood？” he asked.

律師與工程師

一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。

律師說：“我到這里是因為我的房子被大火燒了，保險公司賠償了我所有的損失。”

“這太巧了，”工程師說，“我是因為房子被洪水沖垮了，保險公司也賠償了所有的損失?！?/p>

律師看起來有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的？”他不解地問。

In the Supermarket

The man approached8 a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and said， “You know， Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a few minutes？”

“Why？” she asks.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman， my wife appears out of somewhere.”

在超市里

在一個超市里，一個男子走向一位非常漂亮的女士，對她說：“我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊會兒天嗎？”

“為什么呢？”她問。

“因為每當(dāng)我與漂亮小姐聊天時，我的妻子就會不知從什么地方冒出來?！眅ndprint