動(dòng)物們的牢騷

張超

Loach： So many people gimmick in the world， but why do you always make fun of me？

泥鰍：世上這么多人?；^，為什么總拿我開(kāi)涮？

Snake： We only gave a person a bite in the past， but its opposite now—we are skinned alive and swallowed.

蛇：過(guò)去我們頂多咬人一口，現(xiàn)在全然不同了——我們被生吞活剝了。

Monkey： Who dare to treat me like a doormat if my great grandfathers great grandfather， Sun

Wukong， didnt retire.

猴子：要是我的曾祖父的曾祖父孫悟空沒(méi)有退休的話(huà)，看你們誰(shuí)敢把我不當(dāng)人？

Hornet： If you poke my nest， Ill sting your hand.

馬蜂：憑什么只準(zhǔn)你捅我的窩，不許我蟄你的手！

Horse： You may ride whenever you want to， but why clap our buttocks all the time？

馬：你們隨時(shí)可以騎在我們身上就算了，為何老是拍我們的馬屁？

Lion： Our logic is： violence is authority.

獅子：我們的邏輯是：暴力即權(quán)威。

Mouse： Tigers and wolves kill people but people protect them. We dont kill people， however， man wipes us out. Now its a legal society， and well appeal to a court.

老鼠：虎狼吃人，人類(lèi)卻保護(hù)他們。我們不吃人，人類(lèi)卻要消滅我們?，F(xiàn)在是法治社會(huì)，我們要

上訴。

Inkfish： Well， the full belly ink incredibly became thieves！

烏賊：真是的，滿(mǎn)肚子的墨水竟然也成了賊。

Duck： The way we walk doesnt look fine indeed. However， there are many generals who straighten their bellies in the street. Their walk is not as good as mine.

鴨子：我們走路的方式的確不好看。可大街上有那么多挺著肚子的“將軍”，他們走路的樣子還不如我們呢。

Cow： What we eat is the grass and what were squeezed is the milk. People like drinking the milk but why not eat the grass directly？ So many people drink our milk， but no one call us mom.

奶牛：我們吃的是草，擠出來(lái)的是牛奶。人們喜歡喝牛奶，為什么不直接去吃草呢？這么多的人喝我們的乳汁，卻沒(méi)有人叫我們一聲“媽”。

Squid： Whether to quit or to be fired， I dont know why you use my name to find an excuse for hypocrisy？

魷魚(yú)：辭職也好，被開(kāi)除也罷，為什么偏要用我之名找虛偽的借口？

Donkey： Im not proud of swift horse. When grounding， it must lag far behind me.

驢：千里馬有什么了不起？讓它來(lái)拉磨肯定沒(méi)有我稱(chēng)職。

Crow： Its strange that everyone says its not lucky to hear us crow. You believe in the ghosts， but why chat with us.

烏鴉：人們一聽(tīng)到我們叫就說(shuō)不吉利。你們信鬼神，卻要扯上我們，真是怪事。

Cat： All people are competing to catch mice， then why dont I go to sleep？

貓：人們都爭(zhēng)著去捉耗子，我干嘛不去睡覺(jué)？

Fish： I wont turn to the net unless you kill me.

魚(yú)：打死我也不上網(wǎng)。

Penguin： Whether I have money or not， I will dress up as a gentleman first.

企鵝：不管我有錢(qián)沒(méi)錢(qián)，先穿上紳士服再說(shuō)。

Dove： Some people call us “A Peace Messenger”， while others put us on the dining-table.

鴿子：一些人稱(chēng)我們是“和平使者”，而另一些人卻把我們擺上餐桌。

Dog： We admit we cant spit out the ivory， however， the golden teeth which man spit out dont grow in the mouth.

狗： 我們承認(rèn)我們吐不出象牙來(lái)，但是人嘴里吐出的金牙也不是人嘴里長(zhǎng)出來(lái)的。

Woodpecker： I kill a pest with a mouth， but someone acts as an evil creature by the mouth.

啄木鳥(niǎo)：我是靠一張嘴去消滅害蟲(chóng)，但有人卻靠一張嘴去扮演害人蟲(chóng)。

Mosquito： If we can make the human hit a slap in his face ruthlessly， our death is valuable.

蚊子：能讓人類(lèi)朝自己的臉上狠狠地?fù)澤弦话驼?，我們死也值得?/p>

Cock： We are treated unjustly. If you want to punish the monkeys， take out the abilities to

frighten them， please. Why vent the spite upon us？ Do you think were easy to bully？

雞：我們最冤枉。既然你們要懲罰猴子，那就拿出能耐來(lái)嚇唬它們嘛。為什么拿我們出氣，我們就那么好欺負(fù)嗎？