On Twitter, there is an account named “The Tweet of God”...
Don’t worry about things you can’t control. Instead, worry about things you wrongly think you can.
Why do bad things happen to good people? To balance out the good things that happen to bad people.
“Why did you create mosquitoes?” A better question is “Why did you create people?” Answer: To feed the mosquitoes.
Music stars always thank me for their God-given talent when they should be thanking me for the public’s God-forsaken taste.