瘋狂“音樂(lè)家”駐扎墓地

Jayne Stead

I find it very spiritual and calming. Of course we have no trouble with any neighbours. We can be as loud as we like. My husband is a musician. We like our music on loud in the mornings， so nobody complains， and thats how we like it.

住在這里讓我覺得很脫俗，內(nèi)心很平靜。當(dāng)然，我們不用煩惱與鄰居們的糾紛。我們想多吵就多吵。我的丈夫是位音樂(lè)家。我們喜歡在早晨享受大聲的音樂(lè)，沒(méi)有人會(huì)抱怨，所以我們很喜歡住在這里。

So this is our kitchen. Now originally this was a Victorian park toilets， so before we could make the kitchen， we had to take it all out. But we wanted something quite bright and light and modern and 1）spacious. This is a brilliant space. Weve had loads of parties and have lights and smoke machines. Weve had 2）DJs.

Some may say its a little disrespectful to the dead， but I like to think more that were just bringing a little bit more life back to the cemetery. Its our dining room. Its a little 3）spooky because I think probably where we eat is exactly where the bodies would have lain. So through here we have the chapel. This was the 4）pièce de résistance， this is the “wow” factor. I think the very fact that its got massive 5）cobwebs that you cant even reach， and the stone and the fire， it makes a fabulous room.

This is the room， when were sat watching television that people 6）peer in， thinking theres nobody here， and then we all jump out of our seats and try and make them as uncomfortable and frightened as we can.

好了，這是我們的廚房，這原本是維多利亞風(fēng)格的公園廁所。所以，在我們把它裝修成廚房之前，我們得把所有的東西全部清理出去。我們想要一個(gè)光線充足、現(xiàn)代化的寬敞地盤，這里就是一個(gè)絕妙的地方。我們?cè)谶@里舉辦了各種派對(duì)，用上燈光效果，還有煙霧機(jī)，我們還有DJ們。

有些人可能會(huì)說(shuō)這是對(duì)死者的不敬，但我覺得我們只是給墓地帶來(lái)一點(diǎn)生機(jī)。這是我們的飯廳。這有點(diǎn)詭異，因?yàn)槲矣X得我們吃飯的地兒很可能恰好是死人躺過(guò)的地方。然后過(guò)了這里，我們有個(gè)小教堂。這才是這里的重點(diǎn)，這是一個(gè)讓人稱奇的地方。你想想，屋子里布滿你夠不著的大片蜘蛛網(wǎng)，還有石頭，還有火，這看起來(lái)真的很神奇。

這是房間，我們坐著看電視時(shí)，會(huì)有人瞄進(jìn)來(lái)，他們也許會(huì)想著這里本不會(huì)有人，然后我們會(huì)從座位上跳起來(lái)，盡我們所能嚇嚇?biāo)麄儭?img src="https://cimg.fx361.com/images/2018/07/08/qkimagesfkyefkye201308fkye20130810-1-l.jpg"/>